10 reasons you should cancel your London vacation

Going to London was on my bucket list for as long as I can remember. At this point I think I’d rather get an unnecessary colonoscopy. Possibly also a root canal…..at the same time.

Anyway, here they are…

  1. London murder rate is higher than NYC. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/480860002
  2. Being “offensive” can get you fined or land you in jail. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/count-dankula-freedom-of-speech-comedy-joke-iran-offended-a8270631.html
  3. You have to be very careful where you leave your bacon sandwiches. It could get you imprisoned… https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/muslim-hate-crime-bacon-mosque-man-jailed-15-years-michael-wolfe-florida-a8098926.html
  4. And then murdered……
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075328/Man-jailed-leaving-bacon-sandwiched-outside-mosque-dead-prison-half-way-12-month-sentence.html
  5. I happen to be severely allergic to “knife crime epidemics”. Maybe you are as well…
    https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2018/05/05/london-hospital-admits-trump-right-on-knife-crime-epidemic-disagrees-second-amendment-stance/amp/
  6. Pretty soon you will have to cut your steak with…a spoon, I guess? (I assume forks will be banned next)
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/04/08/nearly-100-years-gun-control-london-adding-knife-control/
  7. Machete attacks every 90 minutes…..
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/15/machete-attack-every-90-minutes-gun-free-britain/
  8. Also if you happen to go to one of the “no go zones” in London, you may be the victim of an acid attack.
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5224998/london-acid-attack-map-areas-delivery-drivers-too-dangerous/
  9. Muslim pedophile rape gangs have been operating in the UK for years and are referred to as Asian “grooming gangs” because it sounds more Politically correct……
    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2013/12/grooming_gangs_and_sharia.html
  10. If you try to report news of this to your fellow citizens you could go to jail….or worse.
    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/06/14/cleansing-him-from-public-life-tommy-robinson-reportedly-moved-to-heavily-muslim-populated-prison-644539

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